PNN Ladies in the Flesh...

So I've been super busy or something lately and haven't had the opportunity to post anything. I looked in my inbox and literally it said, I had two hundred and fifty emails and 98% were from PNN.

The last weekend of May, my fiance and I went to AC to celebrate the fact that I was leaving my role as a student and beginning my stage as an indentured servant for the next six months. I thought slavery was over, but apparantly they now call it, Fieldwork or rotations. Thats right, 40 hour work week and no pay. Did I mention I was not working?

Anyways, I got sick and dehydrated by the time we left lovely AC that Sunday. Monday morning I had to report for my first day of "work". I was sick as a dog, sneezing all over the place, a tissue permanently jammed up my nose. Great first impression, huh? Of course the woman refused to let me leave so I stayed for eight hours, barely alive.

The morning of Philly Phreak arrived and I was so freaking excited to go, except my body didn't get the memo. A couple hours before I was supposed to leave to meet the ladies, I felt really sick. So I called Motherofmany and told her to expect me later.

I wasn't really sure if I was going to come because I'm a big ass baby when I'm sick but this was a once in a lifetime experience. I had to meet my PNN ladies, hell or high water.

I wasn't nervous to meet the ladies because I felt like I knew them already. The only thing missing in my mind, was what they actually looked like. First off, I was greeted by bodies plastered on the huge window wall of the hotel bar. Yes, I saw Hipchick and Kimber's boobs before anything else. Then I got lost in the lobby because I had no idea where I was going so Motherofmany had to come find me.

First impressions: Motherofmany just exuded of some motherly quality so that hugging her felt as natural as if I had known her half my life. She was so cute and small, I didn't know she was that little. I saw Hipchick's shoes before I saw her and I knew right then who she was. She looks exactly like I pictured she would look from reading her posts. She has a girlie voice and it sounds weird with cuss words coming out of it. I pictured Comic with short hair and a short lady with a feisty personality. She's taller and has long hair. I had no idea who Kimber and Writing were. I wasn't sure...I was expecting to see Frida Kahlu so I was disoriented. I think Writing said this first, Kimber does not look like a corporate attorney at first glance but I'm sure she kicks ass. Writing is just like her posts, full of a crazy amount of information! Yo, I learned so much, its not even funny. The Banana was no brainer, I saw her Youtube video...That girl is out  of control, just like her posts. It was a pleasure to connect with Leigh even if she was frozen for most of the conversation. Doesn't she kind of look like the boss from Devil Wears Prada? But soo much nicer obviously...

Memorable moments: Escorting Kimber to her car. Why the hell was there an empty car with all the doors open on the roof? Thats Philly for you...Hipchick's Asian lovah...or wannabe lovah...Kimber dancing the Electric Slide...That damn feather boa was shedding everywhere, even in my pants! Banana, you're not a lesbian, I'm sorry. Thank you for the teddy bear and the flowers Motherofmany! I'll think of you whenever I see them. Comic randomly taking pictures of people when they were not ready... Where are those pictures by the way? Writing's crazy stories about her family and who knew such a lil thang was so tough , you go girl...our watiress Candy...she was too fun...

I had an amazing time and I am so glad I dragged my sick self across town. I hope none of you come down with anything and if you do, think of it as a reminder of me in a sick freaky way. I hope to see those who live closer to me a little more often. You guys are my friends even though I can't remember your real names.

I feel better now except for this cough...